Meet Fergus - The Party Starter

You said you were having a quiet night. Fergus brought a bottle, which technically makes it a quiet night with wine. He appreciates a loophole.

His favourite song is P!nk’s “Get the Party Started.” He considers it an instruction and is in charge of the music.

I don’t know, I don’t make the rules.

Buy it for: That conspiratorial little thrill when someone says exactly what you were hoping they’d say. Or the friend whose “shall we?” has never ended with an early night.

Place it in: Above the drinks trolley, beside the kitchen table where the gossip happens, or on the wall of a wine bar where everyone claims they’re only staying for one.